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SHUX!We had taken our friend from prohibition West Virginia through the Cincinnati Zoo, and had shown him its 'thousands of magnificent specimens of birds, animals aud reptile life.
"What do you think of it?" we asked with pride.
"Oh, fair to middling," was his re-jilv. "But you ain't got no real fee-ro'cious animals here. Why, you can go into a Wind pig where I live and take, three drinks of shellac and see snolligosters.squonks, splinter eats, bil-dads, tripoderos, gumberos and whin-tossers."
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Canadian Fearsome Critter Service
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